Who am I?Generally, we love our jobs.

But pictures such as this makes us want to go and work in a library.

It's approaching the darkest winter months, when the legs rarely get shaved (it's about warmth actually) and chocolate pops itself straight on the hips (again, it's about warmth)...

And the result is that we may not mirror this chick's smokin' bikini frame.

But who is it that's bringing forth our bitterness?

Well, put it this way, while we're busy growing our body hair to keep warm, this lady is singing, dancing and acting her way to a svelte shape.

Hardly comparable to sitting behind a desk tippy-tapping away on a keyboard, is it?

Anyway, this bird is flaunting herself on a beach in the Maldives (bugger it).

And the huge smile we'll soon expose is clearly because she loks so freakin' gorge in her itsy-bitsy frilly bikini (really bugger it).

Of course, we bear no grudges and wish Jennifer Ellison all the best in her sun-filled escapades.