Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon's London pad

Frankly, we're not impressed with this pad.

And that's not just because of what it represents.

No, we're bigger than that.

See, this is a picture of Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal's new London abode.

What do we have to say about all this then?

How about: is that really the best you can do, Reese?

If we were moving in with Jake, we'd kick Queenie out of Buckingham Palace and give Jake the keys to the city.

We wouldn't buy a ridiculously small blue (blue!) gaff with a dirty great big parking metre outside.

Not to mention this place only seems to have three floors - pah.

When will this madness end?

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