Whose teeny shorts?

OK, hot pants may be the norm for Amy Winehouse and Kate Moss.

But we were bowled over to see the celeb owner of this teeny outfit.

Can you guess who's showing off their tan?

Along with footballer thighs...Cristiano Ronaldo

Literally - the person responsible for this Wham!-inspired get-up is none other that Cristiano Ronaldo.

Ruddy hell -  it really does look like he's been rummaging through George Michaels 1980s wardrobe.

Ronaldo, who was on a shopping spree at Ed Hardy in LA, completed his flashy retro ensemble with shiny white runners and a pink tee.

A good footy player he may be, but a fashionista he ain't.

Perhaps he should take some styling lesson from David Beckham?

One thing's for sure, this look hasn't put the ladies off - the word is they're queueing up for him and his metallic shorts.

... But copping a load of his muscley toned thighs, you don't need to be a rocket scientist to work out why.

Fair play to Cris, we say - love 'em or hate 'em, we bet these shorts have put a smile on your mush.

Long may bad test reign among the rich and famous.