Paris Hilton Whose VPL?If ever there was a time to sing Sisqo's Thong Song...

That time is now.

No, not the bit about dumps like a truck.

The bit about begging to see "that thong th-thong thong thong".

Because seriously, party people, we just can't stomach any more knicker-elastic dramas.

So sick are we of visible panty lines, we're currently concocting a plan of action to ensure that in future knick-related bum dimpling is out, and either seamless undies or g-strings are in.

We'd rather these famous folk go commando (fnar) than subject us to any more botty-bulging.

Go see who has been struck down by a ferocious VPL attack in our gallery.