JordanWe've seen some gross garb in our time.

But Jordan, this one is a front runner for the fashion house of horrors.

Are you auditioning for Showgirls?

Or did someone tell you there was a fancy-dress theme?

The lady's worn this get-up to the launch of her new book, Angel Uncovered, but it's anything but heavenly.

In fact, we think some of the current Big Brother housemates have better fashion sense than this and that's saying a lot.

Jordan's grisly dress sense aside, she's also had something snide to say about Jade Goody.

Nattering at the book launch about signing up to run the London Marathon, Jordan said: "I'm not going to run it like that Jade Goody, though.

"I'm going to finish it."

Ow.

But still not as painful as us having to watch you strut around in this outfit, Jordan.

We wish we could say her more-miss-than-hit fashion was a once off, but it ain't.

Check out her fashion faux pas over time.